WTF?

Wouldn't you think if a guy put his name to ride he would show up for it? Where the hell were ya? You're going to let a 48 year old man and a 52 year old woman beat your asses down? Where are all the coffee shop bikers? The spandex and carbon boys? Watching the Tour de Drugs on DVD and listening to your arteries hardening? Fags.

On a high note, shoes were the topic of the night. There was this insanely hot young lass,

Hot looks, hot shoes, good vibes. And there was this,

And this,

So, if you really believe a guy could live in the belly of a fish for three days, oh wait, you say that part is not to be taken literally? Well then how do you decide what is true, and what is fable? Remember, Jesus was not a christian, he was a jew, so if you really want to follow Jesus, you need to convert to Judaism now.

Rock out with your ...........

Let it end already. After the Winter solstice, let's concentrate on one thing and one thing only, SPRING! The days are getting longer, there is a warm breeze a blowin in my heart, Santa has distributed his largess to all the good little booger pickers and is in need of some serious R&R. One more person says "Merry Christmas" to me and I'm gonna say it like it is, hollow, pointless, empty, watching from the outside as all the good little christians battle it out over parking, material items, and generally loose all sense of courtesy and caring. Rumour is that 26th of December holds an alleycat. Go to the site to find out more, and February will have a hip breaker starting at your's truly's house and lapping the Myrick park area with mandatory hot food and drinks. Broken bones, bent frames and chipped teeth shall abound.

And that is Winter.

DIPD

Happy Displaced Indigenous People's Day. Enjoy Satan's Friday. Buy a bunch of crap, give it to people on December 25th. Live the lie, eat, drink, smoke, watch TV, thank a cop for looking out for your best interests.
Once things settle down a bit, check here for an update. http://www.laxalleycat.blogspot.com/

Downturn in economy overcome at CX event

Employment oppurtunities abound in this seasons cyclocross track design, again remember to dress for success and cross dress. Just remember to bring a big pair.

In other news, green technology has enabled the recycling and direct marketing of used douche bottles to douche bags. Uniball has sponsored the first release of these items, and they sport his signature color scheme. Please, as an act of public service and in the interest of universal harmony, if someone you know considers this cool, hurt them. Not alot, just enough to shock them back to reality.

A good all was had by time, and no brakes

Somebody, somewhere, did something, anonymously, and we um, I mean, these bike riders showed up all in the same place at the same time, brakes and lights optional, and rode around town on an alley cat style scavenger hunt. First I know of for our town, and an exciting way to spend the evening. Highlights included cemetary gravestone reading, creepy churches, and old hospital buildings. Most memorable moment, bombing north in the southbound lane of Mormon Coulee into traffic with no lights, and hooking a louie in time at the DNR facility and grave orama.

Future rides can be seen at http://laxalleycat.blogspot.com/. Thanksgiving, Xmas lights, and an ice crusher in February could, possibly be in the works. But it's all unsubstantiated rumerage for now.

With winter quickly approaching, it's time to get out the Lake boots, sharpen the spikes and contemplate broken hips. Rock on. Here is a teaser - http://www.digave.com/videos_ice.html

Oh by the way, my three day bike tour went like this : cold, rainy, muddy, miserable, fun as hell. That was the first day. Just repeat. Got in two overnighters to Perrot as well, minimalist. Tarp, sleeping bag, cup & spoon. Boogey children. Good stuff.